And for the latest entry in the “WTF Files”
So, you may remember a while back, when it rained so hard that a frog was stuck on my kitchen window? Welcome to the latest random wildlife sighting in my world.
Tonight is trash night, so I went out the side door to grab the can and drag it to the curb. Before I stepped out, I saw this:
Huh. Don’t remember seeing anything there earlier when I took the kitchen trash out. What is that? Let’s look closer.
Holy crap. It’s a freaking CRAYFISH. On my SIDEWALK. Near exactly ZERO bodies of water. (And yes, it’s dead) I’m assuming the neighborhood marauder (AKA the stupid cat who belongs to the people across the street but likes to torment my cats through the window and by peeing near my front door) left it there, but seriously. What the hell?
My life is clearly too random for words.







August 4th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Hm, it’s either a sign of the apocolpyse or that you need to enjoy a good gumbo. Take your pick
August 4th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Saddle those four horses and giddeyap!
August 4th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Oh wow! That is wild! Um…maybe the cat thought you were hungry?? um..hehe sorry!
August 4th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
dude, you’re anti spam hates me
August 4th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
ok, apparently it likes me now? what I intended to say:
well, I’m glad you knew what it was, cuz I was sure clueless!
my dad and sister used to catch them (in the river or wherever it is they live), so I’ve never seen one dry.
definitely creepy looking out of the water.
August 5th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Ok, the crawdad made me chuckle, but the lip gloss collection made me laugh. That’s some serious shit, honey. Congrats on renewing your vows!
August 5th, 2008 at 7:02 am
Maybe the ocean is getting a little closer…
August 5th, 2008 at 8:14 am
Isn’t Bowie kinda swampy? Maybe? Maybe I’m just channelling Williamsburg. At any rate, that’s really freakin’ bizzare.
August 5th, 2008 at 8:20 am
Is it what kitties give instead of roses???
August 5th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Cats drop off food for those they don’t feel can hunt adequately for themselves. It’s his/her way of making sure your cats are getting enough food.
August 5th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Gah! That thing looks like that thing from Aliens.
August 5th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Lucky it wasnt an elephant!! That would have really made your blogpost!
August 5th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
People eat those things? My first thought was that it was a locust, second thought was “Well I’m NEVER going to visit her now!”
August 14th, 2008 at 8:42 am
Wow…that’s crazy!